Bad Chemistry Jokes and Stories
Updated August 26, 2008
Interesting Periodic tables
- The Periodic Table of Comic Books
- The Periodic Table of Poetry
- "The Elements" Song - This is fantastic!
- The Periodic Table of Cities - coming soon
- The Periodic Table of Musical bands, albums, and songs - coming soon
- Enter chemical cities on the map click here
What are they?
Which compound below is the least expensive ? Answer
What gas never cries? Answer
This jokes was kindly provided by Angel S. (2/21/01)
A white bear was found dissolved in water. How is this possible? Answer
This jokes was kindly provided by Jill MacDonald,in Halifax, NS, Canada . (5/25/99)
What do you call a swim team made up of girls named Jennifer? Answer
Where did they go? Answer
What if they've drowned? Answer
This set of jokes was kindly provided by Kelseyin Ohio. (9/23/98)
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer"?
The bartender replies, "For you, no charge".
Two atoms run into each other. One atom says, "I think I lost an
The second atom asks, "Are you sure"?
The first atom replies, "I'm positive"
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