Bad Chemistry Jokes and Stories

Updated August 26, 2008


Interesting Periodic tables

Molecules with Silly or Unusual Names

What are they?


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What type of FURNITURE am I?
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What WORD am I?
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What expression am I?
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What type of FURNITURE am I?
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What WORD am I?
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What type of FURNITURE am I?
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What form of TRANSPORTATION am I?
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What What type of CLOTHING am I?
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What CHEMICAL am I?
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What am I?
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What MEDICAL PROCEDURE am I?
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What is their job?
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What WORD am I?
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What am I?
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What WORD am I?
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What WORD am I?
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What WORD am I?
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What WORD describes this group?
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What WORD describes this group?
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What Phrase is this?
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Which compound below is the least expensive ? Answer

What gas never cries? Answer

  • This jokes was kindly provided by Angel S. (2/21/01)
    A white bear was found dissolved in water. How is this possible? Answer

  • This jokes was kindly provided by Jill MacDonald,in Halifax, NS, Canada . (5/25/99)
    What do you call a swim team made up of girls named Jennifer? Answer

    Where did they go? Answer

    What if they've drowned? Answer

  • This set of jokes was kindly provided by Kelseyin Ohio. (9/23/98)

    A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer"?

    The bartender replies, "For you, no charge".

    Two atoms run into each other. One atom says, "I think I lost an electron"

    The second atom asks, "Are you sure"?

    The first atom replies, "I'm positive"

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