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The Rules of Homicide*

Rule 1: Everyone lies.

  • Murderers lie because they have to.
  • Witnesses and other participants lie because they think they have to
  • Everyone else lies for the sheer joy of it, and to uphold a general principle that under no circumstances do you provide accurate information to a cop.

Rule 2: The victim is killed once, but a crime scene can be murdered a thousand times.

Rule 3: The initial ten or twelve hours after a murder are the most critical to the success of an investigation.

Rule 4: An innocent man left alone in an interrogation room will remain fully awake, rubbing his eyes, staring at the cubicle walls and scratching himself in the dark, forbidden places. A guilty man left alone in an interrogation room goes to sleep.

Rule 5: It's good to be good but it's better to be lucky.

Rule 6: When a suspect is immediately identified in an assault case, the victim is sure to live. When no suspect has been identified, the victim will surely die.

Rule 7: A cleared homicide is a money tree.

Rule 8: In any case where there is no apparent suspect, the crime lab will produce no valuable evidence. In those cases where a suspect has already confessed and been identified by at least two eyewitnesses, the lab will give you print hits, fiber evidence, blood typings and a ballistics match.

Rule 9a: To a jury, any doubt is reasonable.

Rule 9b: The better the case, the worse the jury.

Rule 9c: A good man is hard to find, but twelve of them, gathered together in one place, is a miracle.

Rule 10: There is too such a thing as a perfect murder.

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* Taken from Homicide: A Year on the Killing Streets by David Simon.